I always thought being Isekaied would be the best thing that could ever happen to me. All you have to do to live a life of luxury is use S rank powers to defeat a few bad guys, save some women to add to your harem, and sell a modern day invention to make millions of gold. Everyone you'll meet will only ever be there to heighten your ego, and even if you mess up you'll probably get some power or item that allows you to turn back time and fix your mistakes. So when I got transported to a new world, I figured I had hit the cosmic lottery and was prepared to put my years of research to work. "Huh?! It seems like all of your attributes are F ranked?!" "Hmm... With muscles like that, you may want to reconsider becoming an adventurer..." "Ew! Get away! Your face is disgusting!" "How can you have not a single coin in your wallet? Did someone rob you before me?" "You are under arrest for attempted treason. Do not resist or we will use force." Eh...?